One day,a man asked to his friend three thousand dollars,the friend gave him the money,the man told him that in three months he will pay him.the three months passed,one year,teo years,in the third year the man was walking and he could see his friend in a restaurant,he was very angry, he went and opened the door, he came to the table that there was his friend and seid:"hey,why don´t you pay me?,you told me that you was going to pay me in three months,but already pass three years" and the other man answear,"hey,I don´t have the money","that you don´t have the money, but you are in a luxury restuarant" and there was another man in a table next to the two friends and he thought,"they are going to fight" the friends continued fighting then the man seid,"if you want to ask me for you money, ask me in the hell" and the man took a gun and shot him in the head, the friend watch angry the body and seid "you´re not going to be save of this" and he took the same gun a shot, the man in the next table seid "I´m not going to lose this fight" and he took the same gun and he shot him.
At school, in Math class,the teacher asked Little Johnny: If a woman can clean a house in one hour, how long would 2 woman clean the same house? "Three hours" said Little Johnny, really confident about his answer. "How can that be?! The right answer is half an hour!" said the teacher. "Why do you say three hours?" And Little Johnny said: "You can know a lot about Math, but you dont know how can two woman talk when they are together"
"hay les va" :) two men walking one day and tell each other: Yesterday I was walking with my mother in law in the park. In that, there were two types and it went up to her. She was beaten like animals. The other asked: And you what did you do? As I turned away, what else could I do? Why do not you get involved? Ah, no, it was an abuse hit three.
was a gringo with a Latino in a boat, the gringo, fell overboard and couldn`t swim, shouted desperately: -help, help ... and Latin said: -I dont have gel, but if you want to give you styling cream.
Once there were three Arab brothers black and ugly, were walking in the desert and found a magic lamp and had a temper, which he said, "for having found them a desire to meet everyone" The first brother said, "I I want to be white with blue eyes "and is fulfilled, then the second said" I want to be whiter and bluer eyes ... and the genie was played and the third brother laughing "jajaaja" that you laughing? ... ask the genius and the third brother says I wish I would ask what is it? my brothers do it again black and ugly jajaajajaa
once upon a time there were two tomatoes in a refrigerator, suddenly a tomato said: ¨its really cold here¨!!!! and the other tomato was very admired and said:¨ahhhhhhhhhhh a tomato that speaks¨!!!!!!!!!!
once upon a time there were two tomatoes in a refrigerator,suddenly a tomato said:¨its really cold here¨!!!!and the other tomato was very admired and said:¨ahhhhhhhhhhhhh a tomato that speaks¨!!!!!!!!!!!jajajaja
One day,a man asked to his friend three thousand dollars,the friend gave him the money,the man told him that in three months he will pay him.the three months passed,one year,teo years,in the third year the man was walking and he could see his friend in a restaurant,he was very angry, he went and opened the door, he came to the table that there was his friend and seid:"hey,why don´t you pay me?,you told me that you was going to pay me in three months,but already pass three years" and the other man answear,"hey,I don´t have the money","that you don´t have the money, but you are in a luxury restuarant" and there was another man in a table next to the two friends and he thought,"they are going to fight" the friends continued fighting then the man seid,"if you want to ask me for you money, ask me in the hell" and the man took a gun and shot him in the head, the friend watch angry the body and seid "you´re not going to be save of this" and he took the same gun a shot, the man in the next table seid "I´m not going to lose this fight" and he took the same gun and he shot him.
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At school, in Math class,the teacher asked Little Johnny:
ReplyDeleteIf a woman can clean a house in one hour, how long would 2 woman clean the same house?
"Three hours" said Little Johnny, really confident about his answer.
"How can that be?! The right answer is half an hour!" said the teacher. "Why do you say three hours?"
And Little Johnny said: "You can know a lot about Math, but you dont know how can two woman talk when they are together"
"hay les va" :)
ReplyDeletetwo men walking one day and tell each other:
Yesterday I was walking with my mother in law in the park. In that, there were two types and it went up to her. She was beaten like animals.
The other asked:
And you what did you do?
As I turned away, what else could I do?
Why do not you get involved?
Ah, no, it was an abuse hit three.
was a gringo with a Latino in a boat, the gringo, fell overboard and couldn`t swim, shouted desperately:
-help, help ...
and Latin said:
-I dont have gel, but if you want to give you styling cream.
Once there were three Arab brothers black and ugly, were walking in the desert and found a magic lamp and had a temper, which he said, "for having found them a desire to meet everyone" The first brother said, "I I want to be white with blue eyes "and is fulfilled, then the second said" I want to be whiter and bluer eyes ... and the genie was played and the third brother laughing "jajaaja" that you laughing? ... ask the genius and the third brother says I wish I would ask what is it? my brothers do it again black and ugly jajaajajaa
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once upon a time there were two tomatoes in a refrigerator, suddenly a tomato said: ¨its really cold here¨!!!! and the other tomato was very admired and said:¨ahhhhhhhhhhh a tomato that speaks¨!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteonce upon a time there were two tomatoes in a refrigerator,suddenly a tomato said:¨its really cold here¨!!!!and the other tomato was very admired and said:¨ahhhhhhhhhhhhh a tomato that speaks¨!!!!!!!!!!!jajajaja
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